so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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