I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Dignity is for republicans.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
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That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
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Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
sex in a hospital.. check
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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