I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
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Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
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My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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