I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
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there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
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So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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