just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
babies were throwing up all over the place
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
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Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
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There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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