You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
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when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
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I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
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