The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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