i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
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I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
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I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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