I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
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He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
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I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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