wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
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Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
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She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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