i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
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Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
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And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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