Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
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I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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