i just google imaged poop.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
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That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
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Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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