why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
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Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
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Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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