sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
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5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
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Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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