You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
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this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
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She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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