Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Houston, we have a blender
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The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
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He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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