i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
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The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
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Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize