My brain says no but my pants say off.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
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Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
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Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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