ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
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oh my god i'm in a crawl space
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
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I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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