I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
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omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
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I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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