At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
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I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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