Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
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Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
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I don't know what to do about my nipple.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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