Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
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I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
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After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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