So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
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I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
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Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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