the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
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This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
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I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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