oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
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Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
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He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
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