Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
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Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
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he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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