I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
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Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
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Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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