Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
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You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
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It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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