just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
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he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
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I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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