i think my tv is drunk
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
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i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
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I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
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