I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
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i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
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just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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