I bet he comes in French.
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Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
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she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
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Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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