that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
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There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
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just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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