...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
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I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
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Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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