So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
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she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
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The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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