as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
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And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
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She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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