Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
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Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
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The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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