She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
its liver damage thursday
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