how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
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I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
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what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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