Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
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Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
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WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
My Sexting was not on an AP level
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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