After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
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I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
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Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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