We won't sleep together?
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
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Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
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What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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