I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
love makes seman taste better
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
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Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
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Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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