at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
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I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
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You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Shame - the story of my life.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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