I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
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Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
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Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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