So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
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He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
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Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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