super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
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I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
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Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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