We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
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I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
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He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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